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"A Little Help Here!" |
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Abyo: Ooh, ooh! [scene] Did the mail come yet? [scene] Today is the day I'm supposed to get my [scene] Slammin' [scene] Ramen Kung Fu [scene] Superhero Kit! [scene]
Bruce: Is that why you cut up all my boxes of Slammin' Ramen noodles? Over.
Abyo: I needed all the tokens. [scene] Ah! [scene]
Santa: Ow. Ow. Ow. [scene]
Abyo: "Congratulations, future kung fu superhero. You are now ready to save your village from e-vil". Wow. [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: You must always be on the lookout for crime. I hope I can count on you, Abyo. [scene]
Abyo: Slammin' Ramen Swordsman? [scene] I-I won't let you down!
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: Then let us begin. Like all kung fu superheroes, you'll need a secret lair. [scene]
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Abyo: Hmmm. This costume needs something. HIII-YAH! [scene] From this day forth, I shall be known as: the Shirtless Avenger! [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: Go get 'em, Shirtless Avenger! [scene]
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Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: Dishonorable feline vandals! [scene] This looks like a job for you, Shirtless Avenger. [scene]
Abyo: These rebel rousing cats shall no longer tarnish our fair village. [scene] You're all under arrest. [scene]
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Bruce: Good work, Abyo. Over. [scene]
Abyo: I do not know this Abyo you speak of. I am the Shirtless Avenger. [scene] I am a kung fu superhero.
Bruce: Well, just be home for dinner. Over. [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: Littering is one of the worst kinds of crimes.
Abyo: B-B-But that's... my father. [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: The forces of evil and dishonor can strike from anywhere. You must never let your feelings interfere with the kung fu superhero code! [scene]
Abyo: Hm. I know what I have to do.
Bruce: Abyo, who are you talking to? Over. [scene]
Abyo: From now on, I am the law. [scene]
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Abyo: A mess like that in a kitchen is a serious health violation. [scene] I'm taking you all in. [scene]
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Abyo: HI-YAH! [scene] So, trying to break in, eh? [scene]
Chang: What are you talking about, Abyo? I own the place!
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Abyo: You're under arrest for searching for too much knowledge. [scene] HI-YAH! [scene] You're too tall. [scene] No standing here. [scene] Too quiet. [scene] No socks. [scene] Bad hair. [scene]
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Bruce: Abyo, you're in a lot of trouble. Open this door. Over.
Abyo: Thanks to the Shirtless Avenger, [scene] the streets of Sooga Village have never been safer. [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: Excellent work, Shirtless. [scene] I think our work here is done.
Abyo: Not quite, my crime fighting comrade. Not quite. [scene]
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Abyo: Come with me, Garu. I know how strong you are, but there's just too much potential for you to make trouble. [scene] HI-YAH! [scene] Owww. [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: A great superhero must always know his enemy's weakness! [scene]
Abyo: Aha. Look behind you! It's Pucca. [scene] Come along quietly. [scene]
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Chang: Who are you?
Bruce: Judging by that noodle insignia [scene] on her chest, I'd say she's [scene] Noodle Girl. Over.
People: Help us, Noodle Girl! [scene]
Chang: We're free! But someone has to stop Abyo. Or whatever he's calling himself. [scene]
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Abyo: Aha. Where were you last night? [scene] Won't talk, eh? [scene]
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: I think maybe you're taking this a bit too far.
Abyo: Like you said, the forces of evil and dishonor can strike from anywhere.
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: But... that's a crab. [scene]
Abyo: Ow! [scene] Who are you supposed to be? [scene] Oh. Noodle Girl. Well, prepare to feel the mighty force of the Shirtless Avenger [scene] and my sidekick.
Slammin' Ramen Swordsman: Sidekick? [scene] I'm just in your imagination. [scene] You're on your own, kid. [scene]
Abyo: Ow! [scene]
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Bruce: Thanks, Noodle Girl. This miscreant is going to do some hard time. Two weeks without kung fu or his nunchucks. [scene] Over.
Abyo: I've thought it over. The Slammin' Ramen Swordsman isn't my hero. [scene] You are, Dad.
Bruce: Thanks, but you're still grounded. Over and out.
Abyo: Awww. [scene]
Ching: Who was that masked girl?
Chang: We may never know. [scene]
Ching: Has anyone seen Pucca? [scene]