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"A Little Help Here!" |
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[Scene opens on the exterior of the Goh-Rong Restaurant. Dissolve to the interior of People eating. Garu slurps the noodles and looks at Pucca. She swoons and tries to kiss him, but Garu dodges Pucca and runs away from her, but she catches the noodles, causing it to break and Garu falling down. Pucca begins to chase Garu, but he slurps the noodle and goes to the boy's restroom. Pucca stops, sees the boy's restroom and groans in furstration]
Uncle Dumpling: Poor Pucca. How you wish to have the perfect kiss.
Linguini: What you need is a wishing well. [Pucca smiles and runs OC]
Ho: Too bad Sooga Village doesn't have one. [Pucca returns, goes to the pantry and picks up a shovel]
[Scene cuts to Ching skipping with swords. Pucca passes by running, causing Ching to spin around and fall down. Pucca digs]
Ching: Hey Pucca, what are you making? [Pucca whistles and the Goblins build a wishing well, which is shining] Oh, a wishing well? [Pucca nods her head, picks up a coin, and tosses it in the well. Pucca is super excited to make her wish come true. She tries to make Garu kiss her. Garu is still in the boy's restroom to make sure Pucca hasn't seen him] No luck, huh? I hear the deeper the well, the better they work. [Pucca swoons and begins to dig more. Ching dodges the dirt and goes to the well. Pucca is still digging] Hey, Pucca! I think you've gone deep enough! [The dirt hit Won and Ching catches her. She falls in the well. Pucca digs something shiny. She goes to a different world. Ching screams and lands in the same world. Scene zooms out to reveal that they're in a wild west called "Tampopo Gulch". A western version of Bruce exits the Salloon and spits something inside the pot. An indian with an eagle on her head resembling Ching passes by, riding on a horse] Hey, she looks like me. Why would anyone have an eagle on her head? [The eagçe squeals OC. A western version of Pucca exits the Salloon. Zooms in on her as she smiles] Wow! And that dance hall girl looks just like you! [Pucca gasps and giggles]
Man: Mornin', Marshall. [A western version of Garu named "Marshall Arts" appears. He looks at the girls and approaches them]
Ching: Marshall Arts looks just like Garu! You must have dug to the exact opposite of the Earth. I wonder if we all have opposites down here. [Western Pucca appears in front of Pucca and Ching. She tries to kiss Marshall, but he ignores her, causing her to turn red in anger. Marshall bows and a heart flies and Pucca catches it. Marshall puts his hat back on his head. Western Pucca gasps and groans in anger] He doesn't act like Garu, that's for sure. [Marshall approaches Pucca, but Western Pucca shoves him and groans She snatches the heart from Pucca and shreds it. Western Pucca turns red. Pucca groans and turns red] How rude! Trying to come between you and your... [confused] almost Garu. If I were you I- [Ching notices the western versions of the Vagabond Ninja Clan playing cards inside the Salloon] Ooh! They're playing cards! [Ching joins them]
Western Clown: Do you have... a four? Eh! [Western Shaman sweats]
Western Shaman: Heh! [Close-up on Western Shaman's cards] Go fish! Do you have a... seven? [Pucca and Western Pucca are still fighting with each other. Marshall Arts tries to stop them from fighting, but the two Puccas shove him, causing him to fly and land on the ground. Western Pucca pulls one of Pucca's buns and throws her away. She cleans her hands and sees Pucca throwing a horse that lands on her. Pucca cleans her hands]
[Scene transitions to Garu and Abyo fighting, climbing up a mountain]
Abyo: Hiii-yah! [Geese pass by and squawk] Where'd this mountain come from- [loses balance] Woah! [Garu and Abyo fall down from the mountain to the well, causing them to destroy it]
[Pucca and Western Pucca are still fighting. Western Pucca kicks Pucca inside the Salloon and groans. The western versions of the chefs watch as Pucca throws a bowl of noodles at Western Pucca. Western Pucca dodges and thinks. She throws a table at Pucca, which she also dodges. Western Pucca groans as Western Santa runs and hides behind a piano]
Western Santa: Ho ho ho. Play something merry, dadgummit! [Western Santa spits. As Western Dada continues to play, Pucca throws the piano at Western Pucca as she dodges. The Piano lands on Marshall Arts. A loud crash is heard]
Western Dada: Ohhh... That's the third piano this week. [Pucca swoons. The two Puccas lift up the piano and see Marshall Arts flattened up. Western Ssoso approaches]
Western Ssoso: Marshall Arts! Marshall Arts! [Marshall stands up] The Hapkido Kid and his gang just rode into Tampopo Gulch! [Marshall turns around and unflattens himself. He tosses badges like Shurikens. Ching, the Western Vagabond Ninjas and the two Puccas have the badges] Come on, men! You're all deputized.
[Scene transitions to Garu and Abyo still falling down the well. Then transitions to Marshall Arts looking at Hapkido Kid and his ninjas, which resemble the western versions of Tobe and his ninjas, and the western versions of the Cat Clan]
Hapkido Kid: Yeehaw! Get along, little kitties. [Everyone exits the Salloon, watching Marshall]
Western Santa: That's there hombre's the worst cat rustler this side of the Rio Ming! [Marshall prepares for battle, he tosses a shuriken-like badge, which bushwhacks Hapkido's hat]
Hapkido Kid: Hey! He done bushwhacked my hat! [Hapkido prepares for battles and grabs two swords. His ninjas suround him] Draw. [Marshall Arts prepares to attack Hapkido Kid. One of Hapkido's ninjas kicks him, but Pucca kicks the ninja and smiles. She sees the Tampopo Gulch villagers fighting. Western Dada gets scared and hides inside the pot covered in spittle]
Western Dada: Ohhh... Who spit in here? [The western ninja kicks Western Santa, Marshall kicks him. The two Puccas punch the ninjas and high five, but Hapkido Kid lassoes them and laughs]
Hapkido Kid: Now I reckon you know who's in charge at Tampopo Gulch. Me! [Garu falls above Hapkido] The Hapkido Kid. [Abyo land on the ground]
Abyo: Heee-yah! [rips his shirt and kicks Hapkido, causing his sword to fly and land next to the Puccas. They struggle and set free from the lasso. Pucca picks up the lasso and twirls Hapkido. She laughs as Hapkido spins and falls down. Garu and Abyo surround him. Hapkido tries to escape, but the Tampopo Gulch villagers are in front of them. He tries to crawl away, but Marshall Arts cracks his knuckles]
Hapkido Kid: Head for the hills, boys! [Hapkido Kid and his ninjas flee. Everyone cheers, except Pucca. Marshall looks and Pucca and bows at her. He tries to kiss Pucca. Pucca giggles and Western Pucca sobs. She approaches Marshall Arts, but she instead kisses Garu, which he groans in disgust]
Ching: Looks like your wish came true after all, Pucca. [Pucca nods her head. Marshall looks down sadly. Western Pucca grabs Marshall with her lasso and rides on a horse. Garu and Abyo look at each other confused] Yeehaw! [Scene cuts to Pucca and Ching wearing cowboy hats] Round 'em up, cowgirl! [Pucca and Ching chase Garu and Abyo twirling their lassoes and ride their horses]