[Scene opens on a 1950’s setting at a diner parking lot. Garu and Abyo, sitting in adjacent cars, tosses a football around. Inside the diner, Tobe, dressed as a greaser, walks up to a jukebox and looks around.]
Tobe: Eyyy! This scene’s just begging… for a soundtrack. [Kicks the jukebox. Music starts playing as the scene cuts back to Garu and Abyo, with Abyo kicking the football. Ching skips by holding a napkin.]
Ching: [Singing] I’m sweet and nice, I’m squeaky clean, I’m an all-American teen! [Drops napkin in front of Abyo] Oh! [Abyo picks it up and blows his nose into it. Ching sighs disappointedly. Abyo then catches the football, singing.]
Abyo: I’m a lean and mean [Leaps] football machine, [Jumps] I’m an all-American teen. HI-YA! [Rips shirt off and catches football again.]
Ring Ring: [Offscreen] Doo-wop, doo-wop! Dooo-wop! [Scene cuts to Ring Ring in a pink convertible with a group of girls] Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo-wop. Watch me, watch me, the Goh-Rong Queen, [The car pulls up to a spot between the red car Garu and Abyo stands at and a green car Ching and Pucca stand at] I’m an all-American teen! [Jumps, standing on trunk] I’ve got the right stuff, I’ve got it all! Including your boyfriend, it’s me he calls! [Ching shakes with anger. Ring Ring stops singing as the music stops] Oh, Abyo! I am so totally excited for the big game on Saturday.
Abyo: Me too!
Ring Ring: Is it any wonder why I, the most popular girl in school, will be rooting for you? The most popular boy in school? [Leans towards Abyo’s face as romantic music plays] And what boy doesn’t dream of dating a cheerleader~? [Banters. Ring Ring sits back down and the convertible drives away.]
Abyo: [Drooling] What a woman.
Ching: [Fuming] Big pom pom show off! We’ll see who has the last cheer! Come on, Pucca. [Pucca sticks her tongue out and walks off with Ching as Abyo continues drooling.]
[Scene dissolves to an old-styled school. Ching and Pucca listen in on Ring Ring coaching the cheerleaders through the gym doors.]
Ring Ring: [Offscreen] Time to practice our flips! And flip, and flip, and flip, and flip…
Ching: Ooh, cheerleading sounds like a lot of work. [Pucca nods. The two quietly open the doors, watching Ring Ring command the cheerleaders as they flip their hair back and forth.]
Ring Ring: Flip, and flip, and flip, and flip, and flip. You need more flip [Slightly transforms into Yang form] in those flips! Like this! [Screams and hits the bleachers with her hair. Ching walks up to the hole from inside the bleachers.]
Ching: Um, excuse me, Ring Ring? [Ring Ring, back to normal, turns around] But may I try out for the cheerleading squad? [Ching’s puppy eyes glimmer.]
Ring Ring: You? [Snickers] Don’t make me laugh. [Ching sadly looks down as Ring Ring and the cheerleaders laugh at her] Okay, let’s see you do a cartwheel. [Ching flips in the air] While putting on lipstick. [Continues flipping, lands and smiles, having put on red lipstick] Ugh, that is so not your color! [Ching looks down as Ring Ring snaps her fingers] Ladies, pyramid! [The cheerleaders form a human pyramid, with a spot open at the top] Well, what’re you waiting for? Wannabes on top! [Ching jumps] While changing your hairstyle! [Ching changes her hair while in the air. She successfully lands on top, now with a beehive hairstyle. Ring Ring rolls her eyes and yawns] Boooorring. Okay, now dance! [Ching gets down and dances] Faster. Faster, faster! [As Ching moves faster, she starts to break a sweat] Eww! There is no room on my squad for icky, sweaty girls. NEXT! [Ching sadly walks away as Pucca fumes with anger. Ching drags Pucca away as Ring Ring and the cheerleaders laugh as the scene fades to black.]
[Scene fades to a football game taking place at night. The audience is made up of goblins. A bunch of zombie football players prepare and run into each other, with one player smashing a bench and chugging a cooler of juice, burping into Santa’s face, who faints. Scene pans over to Chang hyping up his football team, dressed in green clothes, which includes Abyo and Garu. Dada is also a part of the group, wearing a turtle costume, as the school’s mascot.]
Chang: Every time we’ve played Zombie High, they’ve pounded us, run over us, [Dada hides in his costume as Chang walks through] torn us apart. But we’re gonna win this time because… we turtles [Yells into Dada’s costume] NEVER HIDE IN OUR SHELL! [Pulls Dada out. They hear the zombie grunt, looking over and seeing them munch on footballs. Dada cries, hides into the costume, and crashes into Ssoso, who is serving as a food vendor. Ring Ring then runs on top of the cheerleader’s heads and is thrown into the air, with fireworks displaying her winking face as the audience cheers. Scene cuts to Santa, walking up to the football players as they are prepared to play football. Zombie cheerleaders can be seen in the background.]
Santa: Oh ho ho ho, okay boys. No naughty now, only nice. [The zombies and Muji, at the front, growl.]
Muji: We’re gonna eat your brains! [The other football players become nervous. They then look over, hearing the zombie cheerleaders.]
Zombie Cheerleaders: [Cheering and dancing] We’re gonna eat, eat your brains! We’re gonna eat, eat your brains! We’re gonna eat, eat your brains! [Jump into the air. One of the cheerleader’s arm detaches. Santa then blows a whistle, officially starting the game.]
Footballer: Twenty five or six two four. Huuut! [Throws football into Garu’s arms. Garu runs back and, avoiding the zombies, throws it at Abyo, who catches it.]
Abyo: [Leaping with joy] I’m good, I’m great! I’m- [Sees the zombies running straight at him, knocking away the other players] gone! [Hurries away from the zombies.]
Cheerleaders: Alright, distant by! [Scene pans out to show Pucca and Ching, in pink cheerleader outfits, cheering next to Ring Ring, much to her displeasure.]
Ching: There he goes, Ab-y-o! [Hops into Pucca’s arms] He’s not slow, [Gets flung into the air] he’s my beaauuuu! [Fireworks explode in the sky. As Ching falls down, a firework with Abyo’s face explodes in the sky. Abyo stops running and looks up into the sky to look at it.]
Abyo: Wow. I’m even more impressive in [Tears stream down his face] fireworks! [The zombies proceed to tackle and pile on top of Abyo. As the firework disappears, Ring Ring angrily looks back at the cheerleaders.]
Ring Ring: Throw me higher! [The cheerleaders throw Ring Ring far into the sky. Seeing this, Pucca throws Ching even higher, zooming past Ring Ring and into space. Ching sees Earth from a distance.]
Ching: Hey, I can see my planet from here! [Ching falls back down. Looking up, Pucca gasps. Ching crashes onto the field in a fiery blaze. When the smoke clears, the audience cheers as Ching stands on top of Pucca, as the two of them pose, standing in a crater. Ring Ring exclaims in anger, furiously waving her arms around.]
[Scene transitions to the zombie cheerleaders cheering in front of the audience.]
Zombie Cheerleaders: Gimme a Z!
Goblins: Z!
Zombie Cheerleaders: Gimme an O!
Goblins: O!
Zombie Cheerleaders: Gimme an- [One of the cheerleader’s arm detaches as she goes to put her arms up in the air with the other cheerleaders.]
Zombie Cheerleader: Arm. [The audience groans in disgust. Scene cuts to the teams getting ready to play another quarter, with Abyo running in to get into position.]
Footballer: Eight six seven five three o nine. Huut! [Throws football into Garu’s arms. Garu runs back and clones himself into multiple players, each holding a football, confusing the zombies. As Abyo runs past the line of Garus and grabs the real football, the ninjas scatter. The zombies lunge at the clones, causing the clones to disappear. Abyo runs and scores a touchdown. The audience cheers as Abyo takes his helmet off, jumps and rips his shirt off. Ching, wielding her two swords, jumps and spins in the air, getting the players’ and Ring Ring’s attention. Ching proceeds to slice a Ring Ring banner down as the audience cheers, each one holding a piece of the banner. Ring Ring becomes so mad she transforms into her Yang form, spins her arms into a tornado, and snatches Ching. She then points Ching at the crowd as she cheers.]
Ring Ring: Gimme an O! Gimme a W! What does that spell? [Slams Ching to the ground.]
Ching: Ow! [Ring Ring laughs. Muji runs past the distracted players and Santa, making it to the other side. Muji cheers and throws the football down, but notices that nobody is paying attention. He walks up to Santa.]
Muji: Hey you! Don’t stand here! [Taps Santa’s shoulder] Hello??? [Muji hears Ring Ring yelling as she tosses Ching back and forth in the air. Muji angrily throws his helmet down and walks away. Abyo and Garu walk up to Santa.]
Abyo: What’s the point of showing off when nobody’s watching us? [Ring Ring laughs but is caught off guard when Pucca grabs an end of her hair and spins her around, throwing her into the zombie cheerleaders. They are all thrown into the air and knocked down like bowling pins. Ring Ring crashes into a sign and wall. She throws the sign aside and launches herself at Pucca, yelling. Pucca jumps back and crashes into Ring Ring, sliding face down into the floor. Ring Ring then grabs and shakes her around, causing Pucca to scream. Ching gasps and runs over to her.]
Ching: Gimme a K, I, C, K! [Kicks Ring Ring, sending her flying into a stadium light and into a cloud. Ring Ring causes the cloud to electrify and burst, then screams powerful soundwaves at the two. Ching grabs Pucca but she runs towards Ring Ring] Pucca, noooooooooooo! [Pucca runs through the soundwaves and kicks a football into Ring Ring’s mouth, causing her to stop screaming and sends her flying through a goal. Santa blows the whistle.]
Santa: Iiiit’s good! [The audience cheers] Abyo and the turtles win! [The audience cheers even louder as the green footballer players and Dada cheer. Muji angrily slams his helmet down, scaring Dada.]
Muji: Cheaters! [Dada falls to the floor as Muji storms off. Dada tries to get back up but can’t because he is laying on his shell, calling for help. Ching is thrown into the air by Pucca. Abyo and Garu high five each other before Abyo is thrown into the air by Pucca. Ching grabs Abyo and kisses his cheek as the cheerleaders and players sing.]
Characters: Doo-wop, doo-wop. [Pucca throws Garu into the air as fireworks explode behind him] Dooo-wop, doo-wop. [Garu lands into Pucca’s arms] Doo-wop wop wop! [Pucca kisses him as fireworks continue exploding in the background, with a giant heart-shaped firework exploding, causing the scene to fade to black.]